What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
11.06.2025 15:59

-mwahh
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
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Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
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“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]